Wishing game

granted but you suck in karate

i wish that my daddiz mercedez hadn't gotten in a car accident

granted but he gives it to u so then it gets into a car accident so its ur prob. now


i iwsh i didnt have alot of hw today

granted but you only have 1 hw that is so mad hard

i wish that i was with my boyfriend rite now

Granted but the next time he sees you he wants to break up.

I wish I was hurt... which I am.

~Liz

u wish u were hurt? ok? granted by 2morrow u hurt even more

i wish i was in the honor role (A+)

Granted but they miscalculated the results.

I wish I had a true friend that hated my enemies...

~Liz

granted but then ur enemies got her and now she is 1 of them




i wish i had lunch agian the lunch was awesome

Granted but you lose your lunch right after.

I wish I had one good day in 11 years...

~Liz

granted but you die the next day

i wish my boyfriend didn't break up with me

Granted but your boyfriend hates you and tortures you for life.

I wish I had one true friend at my school...

~Liz

granted but then she moves away

i wish i could fly sings: *I believe i can fly* lol

grnated but it was 2001 and u weren't payin attention so u smashed in2 da world treade center and now ur blamed for destroying them!

i wish my razr waz totally pimped out!

granted but it smash wen u put the finally touch on it


i wish i could still fly!

Granted but everyone tries to take your wings off and they succeed.

I believe I can fly.... PLOP. Yeah, I wish I could fly.

~Liz

grnated but you were just dreaming

i wish my razr didn't smash

granted but now ur sibling/dog thros it in a lake and it doesnt work


i wish i........HAD PEANUTBUTTER!! rotflol

Granted but you're allergic to peanutbutter and die.

I wish someone would sing the peanutbutter and jelly time song.

~Luz

granted. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY....

BUT you get hungry after hearing the song, but you don't have ANY food in your house

i wish i had more space on my iPod (i'm running out of room... )

granted but u fill it up with ear peircing opera lolz

i iwhs i wasnt so bored

granted but then u play tag and sprian ur ankel so now u r in the hospital



i wish the movies were free

grnated but you have to sit on gum and popcorn is a million dollars

i wish i didnt sprain my ankle

granted but u get run over by a truck and u r still in the hospital in a coma and u cant wake up out of it for another 82 years lol


i wish i had a boyf.

granted but he getz amnesia and forgetz who u r

i wish i wasn't in a coma for 82 years

granted but u r in a coma 4ever lol!!!


i wish i was immortal so i could never die

granted but you get all old and crusty and you are so mad crusty, your skin starts crusting off! (that was mad hard to write )

i wish that i can never be in a coma again and that i'm out of the coma that i am currently in!